Friday, November 05, 2004

Gays=Nader of '04???

Man, them homosexualists cost Kerry the election this time. If only gay people stopped wanting to marry each other, maybe we wouldn't have to invade Syria. I just hope them homosensualists don't do like Nader and run for President again in '08. What if Nader is gay and a member of the well-documented and well-existing Homosensual Lobby? That would explain everything. I hear they want to recruit our innocent children to join their movement and toil in their underground lubrication factories. Also they want to infiltrate our public schools and teach classes on how to deepthroat. I also hear they want to replace The Bible with Manchunk Weekly and vaginas with more penises. The worst part is that they want to indoctrinate our children to believe that all people should be treated with respect regardless of their race, religion, or sexual orientation. We have to stop them before it gets out of control. It's about time our great nation realize that orgasming inside a female's vagina is the pinnacle of human morality. So anyway, I gotta go be extra moral with these 7 girls I just met. Later.

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