Saturday, June 30, 2012

Marbury v. Medicine

Say y'all heard of this thing called the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, otherwise known as OBAMACARE???  The Supreme Court just ruled that that shit was constitutional the other day.  As a conservative, I'm against all medicine, especially antibiotics and the like.  Why should doctors administer medicine to boost sick people's lazy, shiftless immune systems?  Your white blood cells should pick themselves up by their own bootstraps and not rely on an antibacterial handout.  If your white blood cell count is too low, then you need only blame the multicultural, pro-diversity PC liberal lie that says red blood cells are just as important as white blood cells.  White blood cells are already the minority, pretty soon they'll be overrun by all kinds of illegal bacteria and other assorted swarthy pathogens that the PC liberals insist on letting into our bodies.  THIS IS AMERICA SPEAK ENGLISH.

The Surpeme Court got it wrong.  Obamacare is undoubtedly unconstitutional and should be repealed post-haste.  I don't want my taxpayer monies to go to federally funded abortions.  I think the Republicans should pass a law forcing women to name their fetus before being able to get an abortion.  I also don't want my taxpayer monies to go to contraception.  Life begins at conception, therefore abortion begins at contraception, therefore contraception is wrong.  The penalty for having sex should be pregnancy because life is a miracle and children are the future.