Oh
man, say y’all heard of this Thanksgiving pardoning of a turkey by Obama? Shit, first Mexicans, now the Turkish, is
there ANY ethnic group that Obama won’t grant amnesty to? And to make things worse, the first daughters
were at the pardoning ceremony dressed like a couple of hussies. This Thanksgiving I’m grateful to Elizabeth Lauten, communications director for Congressman Stephen Lee Fincher (R(duh)-TN), for so astutely pointing out the
Obama girls’ disgusting uncouthness. Sasha
and Malia’s irreverent demeanor was completely unbefitting of the gravity of
such an august (though it was November) and hallowed (though Halloween is in
October) ceremony. For shame. Why can’t Sasha and Malia be more polite and
courteous like other First Siblings such as Laura and Barbara Bush, Uday and
Qusay Hussein, Kim and Khloe Kardashian, Prince
William and Harry Potter, Goofus and Gallant, those fat motorcycle twins, or
Cain and Abel?
