Yo, y'all, we finnuh keep things on tha political tip for a bit. Y'all heard of this Hispanical boy Alberto Gonzales (his friends call him 'Gonzo') being named the new Attorney General? What's up with that? Bush be liking them minorities and womenfolk. I'm impressed. I used to dislike that one boy George, but now he has proven that he is a truly moral and tolerant man by loading his Cabinet with females, bald men, Hispanicals, Negroes, and the like. But the difficult work of healing this nation's long standing issues with racism will not be finished until Bush nominates an Eskimo to the Supreme Court. I heard them folks got like 50 different words for 'justice'.
Anyway, back to Gonzo...y'all think he'll be better than his predecessor, Ashcroft Johnson? At least Gonzo got the proper initials to be Attorney General. Ashcroft had the proper initials to be A Jackass, and that's exactly what he was. I just hope Gonzo chills out a little with all that torture he been advocating, elsewise Kermit finnuh lay the smackdown.
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