Wulzup wheaties? How y'all been living in tha Oh-Five?!?! Y'all finnuh be keeping y'all New Year's resolutions and what not? I know y'all been wondering if Shaqdaddy been keeping his, so I thought I'd give y'all an update:
Resolution #1: Use the word "fuck" more often on my blog-- CHECK!!! Y'all will be pleased to hear that this year I have used either the word "fuck" or a "fuck" variant a staggering twenty-six times!!! Compare this to the meager thirteen times I had used it previously. Not too fucking shabby.
Resolution #2: Be punctual with child support payments-- whoops. Sorry, Shaquilla.
Resolution #3: Shoot above 45% from the free throw line-- CZECH!!! 46.2%, baybee!!! Anything less than the best is a felony!!!
Resolution #4: Have less sex-- DOUBLE CHECK!!!
So there you have it, 3 out of 4. How is y'all been doing?
1 comment:
damn shaq, yall needs to stop bein so dominant on tha court. seriously, yo. they aint goan let yall play together no mo if you keep beatin up on teams like last night. and when i say "yall" i mean you and wade and those other guys. i couldnt even watch past the third quota, cause i knew it was rigged. had to be. cant no team beat cleveland that bad, dog. but i dont mean rigged as in they took a dive, i mean rigged like no team stands a chance against the heat. when wade does one o dem spin moves, makes the defenders head spin. "and deen i got pregnant. and now that i'm fiteen, i got two babies!" we should do a rap about basketball players and their illegitimate children. bitches be all bitchin and shit.
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