Monday, February 14, 2005

Happy Palestine's Day!

Yo, what it is, my peoples?!?!?! Happy Palestine's Day to all y'all! Finnuh send a box of chocolates to ya boy Mahmoud Abbas. I'm glad the world has finally recognized the validity of Palestinian sovereignty. The road to an eternal peace in the Middle East is paved with holidays such as this. Be sure to send red roses to the displaced children of Rafah, to show them you still care after all these years.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

yo shaq,
whats with them damn icy hot pad commercials you been doing? Like you need more fucking money, at least do something cool like Nestle crunch bars, sellout.

$haft

Anonymous said...

dude, i thought this day was to remember St. Palestine and his love of greeting cards.

Shaquille said...

Damn $haft, why you gotta hate? At least I got endorsement contracts. What could you ever endorse? Bata sandals? Givson guiters sold by Meoldy & Co.? Your signature line of tablas that you use on the latest Colonial Cousins' CD?

Anonymous said...

Man you just jealous cuz you aint got to jam on your givson geetar wit da colonial cousins, my givson was cooler bah, bolts of lightning, boo ya!

$haft