People don't blog no mo' (all they do is diss)

Man where all my blog-havin' negroes be at? Spencer James can't update his blog since his ass got "fired" after his boss found out he ran an online gay escort service. On the other side of the fence, Moreech hasn't updated his blog, Diary of Alicia Nomanbhoy, in many minutes because he got himself a fo' real jobby-job. Leno finally got a girlfriend, I think, so now he's forgotten how to use the Internet. His blog Bitches Be All Bitchin' and Shit is just gathering dust. I was initially encouraged that Sir Fatty finally started posting again at his Robin Williams' fan site Jumanji All the Time, but that was just a false alarm. Turns out the "lazy fatty life" is not conducive to regular posting. $haft's tabla ustaad ass is too busy playing with alpha- and beta- toxins in the lab to even have Blogger account, so he just leaves anonymous comments. Man shoe. I play 82 games a year, half of which are on the road. Plus I have a busy career as a professional rapper/actor/Icy-Hot endorser. Yet I still find the time to update this blog semi-regularly. Y'all should be ashamed of y'allsselves, keepin' a woady from having puhsonnal expernces as he navigates the Intronet.