This is Part 2 of Heatblog's exclusive transcripts of the secretly recorded phone conversations between George W. Bush and Doug Weed. The following conversation took place a few months ago. (Part one can be found here).
George: Hullo?
Weed: Hiya George!
George: Who's this?
Weed: It's me, Doug!
George: Oh.
Weed: What up?
George: I met this nice Hispanical man the other day. His name was Alberto. He's nice.
Weed: Cool.
George: Yeah.
Weed: What's his last name?
George: His skin was darker than mine.
Weed: You don't say.
George: We watched the game together, then we went karaoking. He performed an extraordinary rendition of Eternal Flame. I think I'm gonna make him my new Attorney General. He sings better than the old one.
Weed: Yeah, that's swell. Say, anything really embarassing you might want to share with me?
George: I just noticed my daughters don’t look very much alike for twins
Weed: Uh-huh.
George: I'm beginning to get suspicious.
Weed: Fa sho.
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