Yo y'all heard of that braindead lady they got on that feeding tube down in Florida? Man, that shit is important! It's probably the most important issue our government has had to deal with since the ratification of the Constitution, although that steroid shit is pretty important too. Can you imagine how much pressure them cats in Congress must be feeling now? Two of the most pivotal issues in the history of mankind, and both within the same week! I heard on tha newsy news that President George even cut his vacation short to come sign a bill giving the federal gubmint jurisdiction over her case. It's a good thing her name isn't Osama, cause elsewise George would still be in Crawford clearing brush.
Now I know some of my fanny fans is wondering about my opinions on this jelly. I don’t think we hard-working taxpayers should be subsidizising her hydration and nutrition. She ain't got no job!!! This lady is the ultimate welfare queen, lying there like a persistent vegetable. Get a job, woman!!! There's people starving in the ghetto working two jobs who would love to be hooked up to a feeding tube. How come this lady (who happens to be white) gets to wine and dine while we (the hard-working taxpayers who work hard and pay our taxes) foot the bill? I pay my taxes! Shit, give that feeding tube to Sir Fatty, I'm sure he could put it to good use.
What does y'all be thinking about this issue?
4 comments:
i only have one thing to say : "duh i nuh" also, i do have a feeding tube. its just that you never see it because i only use it at night. in the daytime, i aint as lazy as that lady in floda. i kin chew my shit. damn.
i only have one thing to say : "duh i nuh" also, i do have a feeding tube. its just that you never see it because i only use it at night. in the daytime, i aint as lazy as that lady in floda. i kin chew my shit. damn.
i only have one thing to say : "duh i nuh" also, i do have a feeding tube. its just that you never see it because i only use it at night. in the daytime, i aint as lazy as that lady in floda. i kin chew my shit. damn.
Great Quotes:
"I only have one thing to say."
~Sir Fatty
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