“We have a severe baby problem here in
Hawai'i. Every time I see a baby, it
makes me angry. So I just take its stroller, emptying out the contents first, of course (I'm no monster), and smash it with a
sledgehammer until it’s inoperable. I
destroy them so they can’t be pushed on the streets. And if I see a baby asleep at the bus stop or
park during the night, I’m fine with that. I won't do anything.
But if I see a baby asleep during the day, nuh-uh, that’s
unacceptable. I wake that lazy baby
right up and bark at them, ‘get your ass moving!’ When you are walking down the street carrying a sledgehammer and wearing a garland of tiny baby skulls around your neck, people get out of your way. "
cf. some evil piece of shit state legislator from Hawai'i (who's a Democrat by the way, so can't no one accuse Shaq of being partisan anymore).
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