Friday, May 20, 2011

Trumpty Dumpty

Man y'all heard of that reality TV star/quadruple bankruptee Donald Trump and how he was supposably gonna run for President? Democrats were excited about his candidacy because a Trump victory in the Republican primary would all but assure an Obama victory in the 2012 presidential election and Republicans were excited about his candidacy because, well, they're Republicans and frankly nothing they think or do should surprise anyone anymore. Unfortunately he's decided to not run after all. As a fan of train wrecks and public humiliation, I'm a bit disappointed. But I can't figure out any rational reason why Trump thought he had even a sliver of a chance in the first place. He's repulsive in every way. Who thought running him was a good idea? Let's see, unemployment is one of the country's biggest problems, so who do we get to run for president? Ooh, I know, someone whose catch phrase is "You're Fired". That'll really resonate with the American people. Might as well get that crazy dude from Iran to run. What's his name, Mahmoud Ammaneedajob? Yeah, him.

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