Talkin' bout that nine eleven

What's up peoplefolk??? Y'all heard of this thing named Nine Eleven??? Man today is the 5th anniversary of that shit. I wonder what Presdint George will give Osama in honor of this occasion. I heard someone say that the 5th anniversary is considered the "wood anniversary" but I don't think that will work since ain't no bombs made out of wood. Maybe back in them olden days wooden bombs sufficed, but these days we got cool shit like napalm and depleted uranium and freedom. I just hope that Osama doesn't get confused and think that the 5th anniversary is the "anthrax anniversary". Anthrax is bullshit.