Yo y'all, Shaq Diesel back up in this!!! Sorry about the long hiatus, but the gubmint wouldn't let me blog during the month of August on account of the heightened terror alert. They stopped allowing liquids on the internet, and my blog is like 70 percent liquid or some shit like that. Sheeeit.
Well anyways, as part of my deal with the gubmint I gotta make some major changes to my blog. First of all, I can't put any hardcore gay porn on here anymore, so I'm just gonna start linking to it. Also, I am now required to have and editor so as to alleviate this blogs chronic problems with bad speling and grammer. From now on I think that dude Ronald Dumbsfeld and his friend Alberto Gonzales will be monitoring my blog, so Osama you may want to stop leaving comments, or at least use a pseudonym or something. May I suggest an anagram like "Neon Islamabad" or "Omasa lin Baden"?
Y'all might be wondering what all has been going on with Big Aristotle in these past 2 months. I'll go into detail about all that later, but for now let me just say that I have been overcome by this strange feeling...it's almost as though I've been traded to the Bulls or something.
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