HAPPY URF DAY YOU ALL!!!

Man y'all heard about this planet known as Earth? That's the planet where we all be living at. I tell you without Earth we would all be screwed cuz we wouldn't even have no place else to go. There'd be no NBA and I'd be out of a job, probably living in a cardboard box somewhere in the Kuiper Belt or Pluto or some shit. So anyways, today is the day when we all show our appreciation for the Earth by giving it its own day. But shit, just one day? We give secretaries and boxing one day too, and they certainly ain't as important as Urf. Emergency Preparedness gets its own week. Even Jesus gets 12 whole days of Christmas (even though he has to share it with Santa). Black History gets an entire month! Man I hope Earth doesn't get pissed at our lack of gratitude and kick us all out, cuz if we had to move the NBA to the moon that would be bad. The gravity there is so low that my height advantage would be rendered useless.


One giant leap for white people.