Yo y'all heard of this dude Carl Everett? He plays for my favorite baseball team. Yes, that's right, he is a Chicago White Sock. Anyways that cat is like the Shaq of baseball-- he is always full of interesting quotes. Such as:
~ "Congressmen are being idiots."
~ "Biblically, there's no mention of dinosaurs."
~ "Every year they come out with a different dinosaur movie, so does that mean that that dinosaur existed?"
~ "You rarely see poor people kill themselves."
~ "Gays being gay is wrong."
~ "Nothing feels better than sex. Unless you are talking about going to heaven."
~ "I don't believe in being gay."
~ "Peter Gammons sucks."
~ "I used to like Rod Stewart. I like Rod Stewart's music."
Man if he starts giving more interviews, he may soon surpass Charles Barkley in terms of quotability. I'm not scared though, cause he's not even close to surpassing me. In other news, y'all seen how irrawaddy in the club is being beat by them White Sox? I hear that Frank Thomas is even going to come out with another book called The Conquest of Cool 2: How to Hit 5 Home Runs in 25 At-Bats.
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so you're saying you do believe in being gay? man that is so gay. i mean not gay. i mean wrong. i mean...(head explodes). you could also combine these quotes to make super quotes. they wouldnt count in the quotability competition, but they would be pretty funny. ex: "Biblically, nothing feels better than sex."
Yeah man that is a great idea.
"You rarely see dinosaurs kill themselves."
"Biblically, there's no mention of Congressmen."
He needs to read a Michael Crichton Version Bible. That one mentions dinosaurs. This guy is unbelievable. I thought John Rockers comments were bad. This guy has to be the dumbest asshole on the planet. He's also a fag, obviously.
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