This is the personal blog of Shaquille O'Neal. All opinions expressed herein are solely my own and do not necessarily reflect the views of the NBA. Excuse my French everybody in America
Are you reading "My Life?" I read that book. There are many good and bad things about it. Some bad things were that it was a little too politically charged and somewhat monotonous. The good things were that it was interesting at times, and the book itself is an excellent blunt object. Why, even as I write this I am beating a girl-scout to death with it.
Sir Fatty-- you did? That's great, did you know I eat apples? It's true.
Spencington-- no, I'm not reading "My Life". Close, but no cigar (oh!). I'm reading another autobiography. It's called "What's Julien Like?: What Julien Likes" by Julien.
Gilbert-- fuck you Renis Pinkle. We will see what Julien likes! You ain't got no gills.
Shaq: I copied this off of some website. Take a look. Oh yeah, and by the way, you were close. Owen's wife is Beru, not Verue. But, if you spoke spanish, there'd be no difference.
Evan
Why doesn't Owen recognize Threepio?
This is the easiest question of all to answer. If you go back and watch ANH you will notice that Threepio never introduced himself to Owen. His "I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations" spiel was given to Luke, not Owen. Since Owen and Beru were smoking corpses by the next day there really was no time for a formal introduction. Oh, and for those who *really* don't pay attention, protocol droids look exactly the same except they're either gold or silver so don't tell me how he should have recognized him by seeing him. Dur.
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one time, i read a book.
Are you reading "My Life?" I read that book. There are many good and bad things about it. Some bad things were that it was a little too politically charged and somewhat monotonous. The good things were that it was interesting at times, and the book itself is an excellent blunt object. Why, even as I write this I am beating a girl-scout to death with it.
hello shaq - you are going down to the ground next round!
love,
gil
Sir Fatty-- you did? That's great, did you know I eat apples? It's true.
Spencington-- no, I'm not reading "My Life". Close, but no cigar (oh!). I'm reading another autobiography. It's called "What's Julien Like?: What Julien Likes" by Julien.
Gilbert-- fuck you Renis Pinkle. We will see what Julien likes! You ain't got no gills.
Shaq: I copied this off of some website. Take a look. Oh yeah, and by the way, you were close. Owen's wife is Beru, not Verue. But, if you spoke spanish, there'd be no difference.
Evan
Why doesn't Owen recognize Threepio?
This is the easiest question of all to answer. If you go back and watch ANH you will notice that Threepio never introduced himself to Owen. His "I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations" spiel was given to Luke, not Owen. Since Owen and Beru were smoking corpses by the next day there really was no time for a formal introduction. Oh, and for those who *really* don't pay attention, protocol droids look exactly the same except they're either gold or silver so don't tell me how he should have recognized him by seeing him. Dur.
You suck Shaq, learn how to shoot freethrows. down with Miami!
Umm, Gilbert "Nostradamus" Arenas, you care to rethink your prediction?
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