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How dare you make light of such a grave and serious situation as the death of santa claus. Did you even stop to think about all the naughty kids who are going to look for coal in their stockings and find nothing? You make me sick makeen. So sick that I have to stop typing now as I have thrown up on my keyboard.
Did I say Makeen? I meant Shaq Diesel. I don't know why I would have said Makeen. I don't even know a person with that name. Although I'm sure if I did meet someone with that name, they would have a very large penis to accompany their tiny vagina.
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How dare you make light of such a grave and serious situation as the death of santa claus. Did you even stop to think about all the naughty kids who are going to look for coal in their stockings and find nothing? You make me sick makeen. So sick that I have to stop typing now as I have thrown up on my keyboard.
Did I say Makeen? I meant Shaq Diesel. I don't know why I would have said Makeen. I don't even know a person with that name. Although I'm sure if I did meet someone with that name, they would have a very large penis to accompany their tiny vagina.
You think of genitals too much.
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