Aww man y'all heard of this liberal radio station known as the NPR? They just fired that dude Juan Williams for saying that he gets "worried" and "nervous" when he's on a plane and sees anyone wearing "Muslim garb". Man that is some igneous shit right there. Looks like Islam is the new black. By which I mean Muslim is the new African-American. So now it all makes sense why some people hate Obama so much, seeing as how he's both. I guess maybe I can sympathize with Juan Williams somewhat since I harbor prejudices of my own. I mean, if I were on a plane and saw someone wearing NPR garb, I would get worried and nervous that they would inform me of the latest news of the day in a calm, sonorous voice. Then of course I would burn all their complementary NPR duffel bags.
Also, what exactly is "Muslim garb", anyway? It's ignorant to think that Muslims can all be classified according to their attire. I'm Muslim, and I'm naked right now. Does that mean Juan Williams would be nervous if I was naked next to him on a plane? Maybe that's a bad example. My point is that it's not as if Muslims wear any badges or anything identifying their religion. But maybe they should? That seems like a reasonable idea. What could possibly go wrong? This way we can accurately determine who is and who isn't Muslim and act accordingly. Let's just make it illegal for those with Muslim badges to travel on planes. If Muslims are allowed on planes, then the terrorists have Juan. I mean won.
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