Vote for Diaper Dave, and this country will go down the Vitter

Say y'all fools heard of this thing known as MIDTERM ELECTIONS??? That shit is coming up soonishly. As a convicted felon, I can't vote, but I'm curious as to who y'all finnuh vote for. Here in the Louisiana senate race we have Republican "Diaper" David Vitter going against Democrat Charlie Melancon. Vitter is polling ahead of Melancon for now. I don't really get it. I'm not much into diaper-play, but perhaps that's just because it's so hard to find diapers in my size. Believe me, I've tried.

For some inscrutable reason Louisianians seem to luv Vitter, even though he's just another in a long line of pampered politicians. Do I think he'll wind up winning the election? It depends. If the voters feel that Vitter is the right candidate to pull-up the country from its economic malaise, then yes. If, on the other hand, voters feel that he lacks the poise to competently attend to his senatorial duties, then no. Did I mention that incumbent U.S. senator David Vitter (R-LA) gets his kicks by shitting into diapers and making prostitutes clean up after him? Family values!