Thanksgiving

Shit y'all, I'm sorry I ain't been posting much lately, but this here divorce I been going through has taken up most of my time. There's also this thing called basketball that I've also been busy with lately.

But shit y'all heard of that thing known as the Thanksgiving???? Man this nation done celebrated that shit last week. Since the divorce ain't no one been cooking for me, so instead of the usual turkey dinner with all the fixins, I had to settle for sitting on the couch eating Nestle's Crunch and saltines. I guess you could say I had more crackers than the Mayflower. Lucky for me they was rerunning Home Alone on the television screen. I love that part when that little dude gets left home alone. That shit cracks me up everytime. What I don't love is the fact that my Heat are in last place right now at 3-10. That shit ain't my fault, though. I'm making over 50% of my three frows. I also don't love how my beloved alma mater Ellis Shoe done lost their chance to win the BCS championship. Man if I had another year of eligibility I totally could've played nose tacke and kept Darren McFadden in check. Irish people can't even play football worth shit anyway. Ain't y'all seen Notre Dame this year?

So anyways what do y'all been thankful for this year? I'm thankful that I live in Miami and not Chicago, which is a shithole.