Awwwww shit y'all heard about how my Miami Heat is going to represent the East in the NBA Finals???? AWWWW JEEEEAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Man I told y'all we could do it! Can't no one stop me and my boy Dwyane. The Championship is ours I tell you hwat. Dallas ain't shit. Who they got on that team anyway??? The only halfway decent player they got is Dirk Nowhiskey, or as I like to call him, Jerk Nowhiskey... OH!!! HA HA HA BOOYAH ROTFLMAO XD XD XD XD!!! Man that dude is from Germany anyway and we all know that Germany ain't won anything for a minute. Hasn't y'all heard of all them world wars that the Germans lost? TREATY OF VERSAILLES BITCHES!!!!!!!!
Plus they got a coach named Ovary Johnson. HOW YOU GOAN WIN THE NBA FINALS WHEN YOUR COACH HAS AN OXYMORONIC NAME??? And also, what the hell is a Maverick??? And why the hell does y'all got a horse on your logo??? What the fuck do horses have to do with basketball? Shit man, this ain't no Kentucky Derby. This ain't even no Kentucky. At least we got a flaming basketball on our logo, which is relevant to basketball because basketballs are the balls used when playing basketball. And also Miami is home to a vibrant and active homosexual community.
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