Valentin Blues Ivanov

Shit y'all heard of this thing called the World Cup? Man so many people is watching that shit that no one even cared about us winning the NBA Championship. Since the finals is over I've finally had the time to start watching the games but man I gotta tell y'all, them referees need to learn themselves how to refer. All the games I saw had pathetic officiating, especially the Netherlands-Portugal game. Netherlands deserved to lose for not playing Rude van Nistelrooy, but stil that Russian referee Valentin Ivanov was poo. That dude Figo head-butted that other dude and didn't even get a red card. And then, as if to justify it, Luiz Felipe Scolari so usefully pointed out "Jesus Christ said he would turn the other cheek but Figo is not Jesus Christ". Man there's no need to bring Jesus Christ into all this. But I wonder if Mr. Christ were alive today, what country would he play for? Israel I guess, but maybe with all that Roman Empire shit, he could play for Italy? Italy could have used his ass today, the only reason they won was because of fecal officiating. Or maybe Jesus would immigrate to the U.S. and play for our national team? He's probably better than Landon Donovan anyway. Another interesting question is what club team would Jesus play for? PSV Eindhoven or Anderlecht, I bet. Any team with him on it would automatically be the favorite to win the Champions League. Jesus is the Michael Jordan of soccer.