Sunday, February 05, 2006

FIRST POST OF 2006!!!

Sup fooze? I'm finally back from my month-long vacation! Fuck January! Holla!!!!

Man y’all heard of the Earth making one complete revolution around the sun? I was over in the NOLA when that shit went down. It was all kinds of foggy up in New Orleans. Foggy like a bottom. Then they was going to serve up this huge pot of gumbo for the crowd, but it was so foggy that the chef accidentally dropped it. Man shoe. Fuckin' post-Katrina nonsense. But shit, if y'all ain't been down there since Katrina, you should go. It was way worse than the Liberal Media makes it out to be. Parts of the city look like the hurricane happened yesterday. Plus they ain't got no traffic lights anymore. Thankfully we got a resourceful and ingenious-type gubmint up in DC that gave Halliburton a $30 million no-bid contract to add punctuation and emoticons to all municipal stop signs. Who needs traffic lights when you got these:


Halliburton is teh kewl ;P


I <3 Halliburton!!1!!! :>)


Better than improved levees

CHOCOLATE CITY ON THE REBOUND!!! I just hope the chocolate that Mayor Nagin was talking about is Nestle's Crunch. Almond Joy is racist.

2 comments:

SirFatty said...

man, i heard of streets that flood when it doesnt flood, but a street that floods when it floods?! what the hell is this world coming to?! that's two interrobangs fo yo ass!!

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