Christmas all up in this

Yo wuz hannen urrbuddy??? Man y'all heard of this holiday called Christmas? Usually Christians be celebrating that shit but this year things was looking grim on account of all them East Coast intellectuals declaring War on Christmas. Luckily Bill O'Reilly and John Gibson came to the rescue. They forged a compromise with the ACLU. In exchange for the ACLU letting Christians celebrate Christmas on December 25th, the Christians had to let all them Christ-killing liberal Judean folk have the first night of Hanukkah on the same date. That may sound extremely unfair to Christians, but keep in mind that a few years ago they had to share late December with the traitorous Moslems and their demonic holiday Ramadan/Eid. Thanks to Bill O'Reilly the Islamists have had to continually push back Ramadan every year. I bet in a few more years they'll have to celebrate that shit in the summer. Suckaz!!!! So the silver lining is that Christians are gaining ground in this epic war. But just because they won this year doesn't mean that they can become complacent. Remember, the enemy will not rest until their diabolical plan to conquer the globe with their perverted holiday ideology is successful.


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