Anyway, even though I’m back blogging, I haven’t been able to get back to centering for the Heat. I’ve been practicing some lately, but it’s still too early to tell when I’ll be back on the court. Sprained ankles are a bitch! The scary thing is that I’d be out for the whole season if this injury had happened a few years ago. Back in those days, most athletes who suffered sprained ankles were immediately euthanized. For those lucky enough to be given the chance to recover, treatment usually entailed nothing more than a strict regimen of enemas and prayer. Fortunately there has been a revolution in pain relief in these last few years. Now if an athlete gets injured in any way, all he need do is apply liberal amounts of the soothing, velvety miracle balm known as CHATTEM’S ICY HOT. ICY HOT gets icy first to dull the pain and then gets hot to relax it away for hours of relief. Be sure to buy some the next time you get injured. Better yet, injure yourself on purpose so you’ll be able to experience the ICY HOT phenomenon as soon as possible. For a change of pace, try new ICY HOT CRUNCH. The only topical analgesic with caramel.
I want to win a championship so bad, it hurts
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