Aw man y'all heard of that cat from FEMA known as the Michael Brown??? Man he is in some deep-ass shit now that his email correspondence with various co-workers during the Katrina sauce has been made public. Man people was dying and shit and that fool was talking about sitting on dogs and what not. What the fuck? Anyway, if you thought his emails made him seem incompetent, callous, and oblivious, then just wait til you see this exclusive AOL instant messenger transcript that I somehow secretly obtained from my boy LIBERAL CHARLIE MELANCON...
Prez4life (3:45:34 PM): yo brownie
femadude (3:45:36 PM): wassap W?
Prez4life (3:45:58 PM): man have u been watching CNN???
femadude (3:46:02 PM): yeah
Prez4life (3:46:30 PM): check out all that wind
femadude (3:46:47 PM): WOW and rain too
Prez4life (3:47:34 PM): did u see how the roof of the superdome got tore off?
femadude (3:48:16 PM): no, WOW
femadude (3:48:24 PM): hurricans are kewl
Prez4life (3:48:49 PM): HA HA yeah
femadude (3:50:08 PM): I saw u on tv playing guitar
femadude (3:50:17 PM): I never knew u could
Prez4life (3:51:20 PM): yeah ima renasance man
femadude (3:51:42 PM): do u take lessons???
Prez4life (3:52:38 PM): yeah it’s hard work
femadude (3:52:45 PM): HA HA
Prez4life (3:54:04 PM): so where r u now?
femadude (3:54:51 PM): im in baton rogue
Prez4life (3:55:24 PM): what does taht mean?
femadude (3:56:00 PM): I dunno its french
Prez4life (3:56:04 PM): french sux
Prez4life (3:58:49 PM): speak english dammit
Prez4life (4:17:25 PM): I H8 france
femadude (4:21:16 PM): sorry, I was playing minesweeper…new best time!!!
Prez4life (4:21:21 PM): kewl
femadude (4:21:37 PM): yEAH mINESWEEPER iS kEWL
femadude (4:21:48 PM): oops sorry about the caps I know its annoynig
Prez4life (4:22:07 PM): ha ha its kewl bro
Prez4life (4:23:34 PM): fema stands for 'Font-Enlarging Mike is Annoying'
femadude (4:23:46 PM): lol
Prez4life (4:24:05 PM): what is lol???
femadude (4:24:17 PM): absolute value of zero
Prez4life (4:24:29 PM): ???
femadude (4:24:36 PM): nevermind dood
Chertoff05 has entered the chat
Chertoff05 (4:24:40 PM): hey u guys
Prez4life (4:24:43 PM): yo
femadude (4:24:43 PM): yo
femadude (4:24:45 PM): jinx
Prez4life (4:24:46 PM): jinks!
Chertoff05 (4:25:15 PM): doods u seen this Katrina shit!?!?
Prez4life (4:25:31 PM): yeah its offle
Chertoff05 (4:25:58 PM): did u hear about trent lott’s house?
femadude (4:26:06 PM): no why>
Chertoff05 (4:26:25 PM): it got destroyd
Prez4life (4:26:32 PM): oh shit no
femadude (4:26:33 PM): OMG!!!
Chertoff05 (4:28:07 PM): hey W I saw u on tv eating birthday cake with mccain
femadude (4:28:13 PM): lucky ducky
Chertoff05 (4:28:26 PM): did it taste good
femadude (4:28:35 PM): what kind was it?
Chertoff05 (4:28:44 PM): I liek ice cream cake
femadude (4:28:56 PM): ohh yeah, esp in the summer
Prez4life (4:29:03 PM): it was double choclate
Chertoff05 (4:29:10 PM): YUMMS!!!
femadude (4:29:12 PM): lucky
Prez4life (4:29:42 PM): I like cake but I like BROWNIES better
Chertoff05 (4:29:50 PM): HA HA LOL
femadude (4:29:51 PM): ROTF!!!
Chertoff05 (4:29:58 PM): ROTFLMAO
femadude (4:30:05 PM): THat was a good one
Prez4life (4:30:08 PM): thanx
femadude (4:30:36 PM): oops, gotta go I’m giving an interview to wolf blitzer
Prez4life (4:30:49 PM): u know his real name is leslie???
femadude (4:31:00 PM): no way!
Chertoff05 (4:31:12 PM): HA HA fag!
femadude (4:31:25 PM): my heart goes out to him
Chertoff05 (4:31:27 PM): HA HA
Prez4life (4:31:33 PM): what r u gonna ear?
Prez4life (4:31:35 PM): wear
femadude (4:31:47 PM): I dunno… what do u think?
Prez4life (4:32:09 PM): wear that blue button down shirt you have
Chertoff05 (4:32:22 PM): make sure you flash our secret sign
femadude (4:32:29 PM): sho nuff
femadude signed off at 4:32:31 PM
Chertoff05 (4:32:45 PM): whoa just remmbered I got a interview to do soon too
Prez4life (4:33:00 PM): good luck
Chertoff05 (4:33:06 PM): thanx dood
Chertoff05 (4:33:37 PM): peace, i'm out like McGreevy
Chertoff05 signed off at 4:33:38 PM
Prez4life (4:33:40 PM): c u later cherkoff
Prez4life (4:33:44 PM): HA HA
Chertoff05 signed on at 4:40:28 PM
Chertoff05 (4:40:33 PM): hey is louisana a city or a state?
Prez4life (4:41:04 PM): I dunno
Prez4life (4:41:29 PM): a city I guess
3 comments:
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Hi there, I was simply reading your blog hoping that there would be some information on the dangers of extreme obesity. I wanted to to tell you that Louisiana is indeed a state so that you can tell your friends. Their chat was pretty funny. Hurricanes are kewl.
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P.S. How did you do the whole time stamp thing? Btw, don't listen to anybody. Lousiana is a planet. That's why it took bush so long to get there.
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