Yo, Shaqdaddy back up in this bitch! I'd like to thank Spencer James for so aptly guest blogging. Man y'all heard what happened up in London the other day? That shit was whack. I say next time the G-8 leaders should hold their summit at an al Qaeda training camp so then when them al Qaedans want send a message they would have to bomb their own shit. The way them Londoners was reacting to all this shit was pretty impressive. They seems all calm and not obsessed with vengeance and ready to go on with they lives. Just like most of them NYCers was after nine elevens. But we all know how long that shit lasted here in America. What does y'all think will be the result of this attack? Y'all think that them Britainese peoples will increase their presence in the Iraqs, or will they do like Spain and legalize gay marriage? Will this attack make it more or less likely that they help us out with our impending war with Iran? And what about the Falkland Islands?
Well anyway, I don't know what the British think, but I do know a good way to gauge public opinion in America: just go to the Times Picayune's website (that's the major daily newspaper in New Orleans) and read the message boards there. We all know that New Orleans is one of the nation's most politically savvy metropoles. The people there are not at all racist, reactionary, and shuttered. They're all like really well-informed and shit. I learned a lot from them. They had lots of good ideas on how to fight the tareist threat. Such as:
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"The only solution to terrorism is to deport all muslims in America who have immigrated in the past 20 years, and to prevent future immigration."
"Dealing with these people reminds me of dealing with that critter in "Alien." Sooner or later, we will have to break out the flame throwers and toast them down to the last egg. Every one sems to be a festering pot of latent hostility, needing only some suggestion to run amok and violate every civilized rule."
"In this case religion DOES define reality. The religion is Islam, and the reality is they want us dead."
"Go Bush! exterminate the terrorist scum."
"At some point, even the most limpdìck libnut will have to say "ENOUGH" and join in the rat hunt. Once such a hunt is started in earnest, it will not stop until there are no more targets. It wil be bloody and whole chunks of cities will be erased in the process. Don't cry over such losses - they are trivial in comparison to allowing crime and terror to continue. Thank God we still have our guns. God and Sam Colt will win the day for us. Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition."
"...most white girls who have black b/fs or husbands are total slobs that no self respecting white guy would be seen with."
"Nuke ‘em. Turn the mountains of afganistan into the worlds biggest pile of burning embers."
"I’m afraid Democracy is not the best form of government for resisting terrorism."
"Bombing London - was it alQueda OR was it the French? I don't think they took that 2012 Olympic decision too well. Either way, I don't think the U.S. or Britain would mind striking back. It would be kind of fun to retake Paris again. We could string barbed wire around it and make it into a big Euro-Guantanamo. Lousy climate, but better food."
"I know that our borders are sieves for Terrorist Actifity and also believe illegal immigration is an economic and cultural disaster for the USA!!"
"They were in bed with the Sadam!"
"Sterotyoing is blaming something on a particular race. For example:Muslem-Blowing things up.Blacks-Carjacking,killing their own kind into extinction, sucking the blood out of the government for every penny they can put their useless hands can.White-Hardworking and paying there own way. Sterotyping isn't wrong, if it's true hardcore facts."
"All Muslims should be put on a big camel and sent back to their homeland."
"You are ridiculous souding when you mis-spell words. It's realiZe. What a douchebag."
"I think that once we get to know Muslims and meet them one-on-one, visit their families, eat their food, walk a mile in their sandals, etc, then we will want to treat them the way the folks in the Balkans treat them. That is, to make them extinct."
"Bush is a liberal."
"Beware my fellow Americans, the enemy is closer than YOU think, perhaps your Muslim neighbor or your doctor or professor, beware my fellow Americans. Don't trust them."
"Extermination is a big job, and an unpleasant one, but so is changing a diaper, but it has to be done. If not now, then when? A billion people, more or less. We are not talking about an endangered species, only that part of our 7 billion that has turned rogue. So why not face up to reality and say "It's them or us." It's what THEY think, say, and do, so we better start doing the same or else you will find yourself face-down on a prayer rug with your butt sticking up at just the right angle for you-know-what. And they will gladly do it, too. And your daughters will wind up as wives #34 and 35 to some snaggletoothed sheik who will have them shoveling horse poop in the stable he will maintain in the former St.Louis cathedral. They will set back human progress to the 7th century or beyond if they can. I for one wish they would just go back to the sands from which they and the vilest scorpions spring. But I know in my heart that only force will prevail and that force means extermination, to the best of our ability, so help us God."
So there you have it. I hope y'all learned as much as I did. I gotta go talk to my folks and see whether or not Hurricane Penis is coming their way. I fucking hate these Islamofascist hurricanes.
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