Say y'all fools heard of this thing known as MIDTERM ELECTIONS??? That shit is coming up soonishly. As a convicted felon, I can't vote, but I'm curious as to who y'all finnuh vote for. Here in the Louisiana senate race we have Republican "Diaper" David Vitter going against Democrat Charlie Melancon. Vitter is polling ahead of Melancon for now. I don't really get it. I'm not much into diaper-play, but perhaps that's just because it's so hard to find diapers in my size. Believe me, I've tried.
For some inscrutable reason Louisianians seem to luv Vitter, even though he's just another in a long line of pampered politicians. Do I think he'll wind up winning the election? It depends. If the voters feel that Vitter is the right candidate to pull-up the country from its economic malaise, then yes. If, on the other hand, voters feel that he lacks the poise to competently attend to his senatorial duties, then no. Did I mention that incumbent U.S. senator David Vitter (R-LA) gets his kicks by shitting into diapers and making prostitutes clean up after him? Family values!
Aww man y'all heard of this liberal radio station known as the NPR? They just fired that dude Juan Williams for saying that he gets "worried" and "nervous" when he's on a plane and sees anyone wearing "Muslim garb". Man that is some igneous shit right there. Looks like Islam is the new black. By which I mean Muslim is the new African-American. So now it all makes sense why some people hate Obama so much, seeing as how he's both. I guess maybe I can sympathize with Juan Williams somewhat since I harbor prejudices of my own. I mean, if I were on a plane and saw someone wearing NPR garb, I would get worried and nervous that they would inform me of the latest news of the day in a calm, sonorous voice. Then of course I would burn all their complementary NPR duffel bags.
Also, what exactly is "Muslim garb", anyway? It's ignorant to think that Muslims can all be classified according to their attire. I'm Muslim, and I'm naked right now. Does that mean Juan Williams would be nervous if I was naked next to him on a plane? Maybe that's a bad example. My point is that it's not as if Muslims wear any badges or anything identifying their religion. But maybe they should? That seems like a reasonable idea. What could possibly go wrong? This way we can accurately determine who is and who isn't Muslim and act accordingly. Let's just make it illegal for those with Muslim badges to travel on planes. If Muslims are allowed on planes, then the terrorists have Juan. I mean won.
