Palestine Blues Julio

Say y'all heard of this place called the Middle East?

Valentin Blues Ivanov

Shit y'all heard of this thing called the World Cup? Man so many people is watching that shit that no one even cared about us winning the NBA Championship. Since the finals is over I've finally had the time to start watching the games but man I gotta tell y'all, them referees need to learn themselves how to refer. All the games I saw had pathetic officiating, especially the Netherlands-Portugal game. Netherlands deserved to lose for not playing Rude van Nistelrooy, but stil that Russian referee Valentin Ivanov was poo. That dude Figo head-butted that other dude and didn't even get a red card. And then, as if to justify it, Luiz Felipe Scolari so usefully pointed out "Jesus Christ said he would turn the other cheek but Figo is not Jesus Christ". Man there's no need to bring Jesus Christ into all this. But I wonder if Mr. Christ were alive today, what country would he play for? Israel I guess, but maybe with all that Roman Empire shit, he could play for Italy? Italy could have used his ass today, the only reason they won was because of fecal officiating. Or maybe Jesus would immigrate to the U.S. and play for our national team? He's probably better than Landon Donovan anyway. Another interesting question is what club team would Jesus play for? PSV Eindhoven or Anderlecht, I bet. Any team with him on it would automatically be the favorite to win the Champions League. Jesus is the Michael Jordan of soccer.

THE DEVIL IS A MOTHERFUCKING LIAR!!!!

Sorry I ain't been updating this here blog lately, but y'all got to understand, I just been too busy WINNING A MOTHERFUCKING NBA CHAMPIONSHIP!!! HA HA IN YOUR FACE KOBE!!! XDXDXDXDXD!!! Man we came back with four wins in a row after we were down 0-2. WHAT'S THE MATTER DALLAS?? IN YOUR FACE JERRY STACKHOUSE!!! Serves the Mavericks right for having a Cuban owner. We got a bunch of Cubans live in Miami and man they are annoying.

URSPRACHE YOU ALL!!!!!

Awwwww shit y'all heard about how my Miami Heat is going to represent the East in the NBA Finals???? AWWWW JEEEEAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Man I told y'all we could do it! Can't no one stop me and my boy Dwyane. The Championship is ours I tell you hwat. Dallas ain't shit. Who they got on that team anyway??? The only halfway decent player they got is Dirk Nowhiskey, or as I like to call him, Jerk Nowhiskey... OH!!! HA HA HA BOOYAH ROTFLMAO XD XD XD XD!!! Man that dude is from Germany anyway and we all know that Germany ain't won anything for a minute. Hasn't y'all heard of all them world wars that the Germans lost? TREATY OF VERSAILLES BITCHES!!!!!!!!

Plus they got a coach named Ovary Johnson. HOW YOU GOAN WIN THE NBA FINALS WHEN YOUR COACH HAS AN OXYMORONIC NAME??? And also, what the hell is a Maverick??? And why the hell does y'all got a horse on your logo??? What the fuck do horses have to do with basketball? Shit man, this ain't no Kentucky Derby. This ain't even no Kentucky. At least we got a flaming basketball on our logo, which is relevant to basketball because basketballs are the balls used when playing basketball. And also Miami is home to a vibrant and active homosexual community.