The Sun is the source of all Heat

Damn y'all heard of this thing called the Sun? I just got traded to that team down in Phoenix!!! How about that shit??? Yass indeed!!! Man I'ma miss Coach Pat and ma boy Dwyane, but seriously y'all, this year's Miami Heat sucked. I'm glad I get the chance to play for a contender. Now I'll have a chance to get a 5th championship ring, which is cool since that's the number of fingers I have on each hand. Holla!!! I was thinking about discontinuing this blog since it's called "Heatblog" and starting a new one called "Sunblog", but then I remembered that the Sun is the source of all heat in this here planet called Urf, so what the hell. Plus I'm too lazy. I may not update this blog for a while, though, since I'm not sure if they got the intronets down in Mexico.

MARDI GRAS YOU ALL!!!

Yo wussup mon peopleses??? Y'all heard of this here holiday called the Mardi Gras??? I think that's French for "Super Tuesday". Anyway that's the holiday where we get to vote on who runs for predident later this year. All the candidates try to attract voters by throwing doubloons, beads, and other assorted cheap plastic trinkets into the crowd. So which krewe is y'all gonna vote for? I always liked the Krewe of Bacchus, but I think it would make a better vice-president so I ain't gonna vote for it. I was thinking of voting for the Krewe of Zeus but then I saw those incriminating photos of what it was doing with the Krewe of Little Rascals. That shit was sick. Some pundits on the TV been saying that the Krewe of Isis finnuh win, since it's about time that this country welcomes an all-female krewe. But my candidate of choice is still the Krewe of Zulu. I don't really care one way or another, just as long as the tyrannical rule of Rex is ended.

Hillary Clinton on the campaign trail trying to get beads, I mean votes.