I'm hung like Saddam

Say y'all heard of this dude called Sadman Hussein??? Them dudes done executed his ass by hanging him from the neck until he died. Man how the Iraqis gonna celebrate Eid al-Adha when they boy Sadam is dead? I think they should have at least let him live a little bit longer so he could have celebrated Eid and that way they could have executed him on New Year's Day. Think about how kewl that would be. They could time the execution perfectly so that as soon as the ball drops, some dude presses a button and then the trap door falls and then Soddam dies right at midnight Jan 1, 2007. Happy 2007 y'all Baathist motherfuckers. Man y'all think Sadamm gonna go to heaven or hell? On the one hand he killed a bunch of people but on the other hand he had a cool moustache. I wonder if South Park will have an episode devoted to this topic. And I wonder if it will be fucking stupid.

Update: My boy Sir Fatty says that Barack Obama's middle name is Hussein. HA HA HA i BET he loses the election because of that.

The true meaning of Christmas

Say y'all heard of this dude named Jesus??? We finnuh celebrate ya boy's birthday in a couple of days. I hope that y'all don't succumb to the crass commercialization rampant in our society these days and forget the true meaning of Christmas.


Baby Jesus doesn't want us to have to go around Cape Horn when shipping goods between the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans.

Opera

Say y'all heard of this thing called opera? I decided to finally get some culture in my life so last night I went to the opera for the first time to see Die Fledermaus. I should sue the opera for false advertising. The fledermaus didn't even die! What a ripoff!!!

They have the Internet on computers now?!?!

Yo y'all. Sorry I ain't been updating my blog for a minute or two, but I been busy studying for law school, I mean trying to get healthy enough to play basketball for the Miami Heat. Y'all know how that goes. I done had surgery done on my knee last month and let me tell you, that shit is hard to recover from. Coach Pat won't let me blog while I'm recuperating since he thinks that's how I injured my knee in the first place. That reminds me of how Joel Zumaya injured his throwing arm while playing Guitar Hero.

Anyway, the Heat fucking suck without me. So I better get back to reading civil procedure cases, I mean rehabing my bum knee.