George Bush doesn't care about black people

…and it seems a lot of other people don’t either. Man lately there've been so many shitheads finally expressing their latent racism. I've never seen such a repulsive case of blaming the victims. All it took were some reports of terrible shit going down at the Superdome and Convention Center, and these shitheads' hateful paranoid views of black people were confirmed, thus rationalizing and excusing the unforgivably slow response by the goverment. After all, why should anyone give them food, they're shooting at the helicopters!!! Instead of helping the most vulnerable amongst them, young (black) men are preying on them!!! If it had been us (whiteys) in their place, why we'd be a paragon of civility!!! Blah blah blah. But check it y'all, all that mass looting, stabbing, killing, and raping that was reportedly going on at the Superdome and Convention Center??? Well, actually, turns out that shit never happened!!! Damn, whatever happened to fact-checking??? Well at least we have the story correct now, albeit a month too late.

The real tragedy is that all those unsubstantiated rumors were a crucial reason that help was delayed. Lots of those aforementioned paranoid shitheads were advocating sending the military down there not to distribute aid, but to shoot looters!!! Native New Orleanians fucking know better. We know the fucking deal. Even had things been as bad as advertised in the Superdome, we know that the military could be deployed to solely distribute aid. The responsibility to restore order to the Superdome could easily be handled by the legendary DOME PATROL. Let's see people kill each other with Rickey Jackson and Pat Swilling barreling towards them at full speed, mere nanoseconds away from delivering a bone-crushing blow. You might think you can have your way with a helpless pretty young thing you got cornered in the restroom, but then WHOOMP!, there Vaughan Johnson is, coming right at you with the brutal sack. Fourth and 18, bitches!!! Looks like you'll have to punt. You think you can terrorize the eldery and infirm and get away with it? GHOST OF SAM MILLS DON'T PLAY THAT!!!