My Bad

Bonjour y'all...man y'all can just disregard my last post. Turns out that whole Zidane/Materazzi nonsense was all bullshit. Here's what really happened.


Did I do that?

The Blues are still blue

Awww sheeznart y'all seen what had happened in the Copa Mundial final??? HA HA that dude Zidane laid the smack down! Headbutts are kewl. Normally I wouldn't advocate violence on the playing field (Jerry Stackhouse, I'm looking in your direction), but shit Italy played without any honor whatsoever. They were constantly fouling and diving and the refs were allowing it. It's teams like Italy that give soccer a bad name: football. That asshole Materazzi even gave Zidane a Texas Titty Twister right before the head butting incident! Now tell me how a dude from Italy gonna learn such a technique? I think Presdint George secretly taught it to him as part of a conspiracy to make sure that France didn't win the Word Cup. Can't have the World Cup go to a team with a bunch of Moozlims on it.

Lots of people been wondering exactly what Materazzi said to Zidane to provoke him like that. I don't think we'll ever know. Zidane obviously operates on a higher plane of being, something akin to aliens or biblical Nephilim. We mere humans, with our hasty judgment and feeble red cards, can't even begin to understand the ultimate meaning of the headbutt. Word on the street is that Materazzi probably made a racist comment or directed a barb at Zidane's mom. My best guess is that it went down like this...


Hey Zidane, why does Algeria always do so poorly in the World Cup???


Because everytime they get a corner, they open up a cab stand!!! AH HA HA HA XD XD XD P3WND!!!11ELEVEN!!1!


Real mature, Marco...


What, you don't like that? I got more...


Yo momma so fat, she use a hot air balloon as a parachute!!!


Yeah, well yo momma so fat, she don't just go back for seconds, she go back for hours!!!!


OH SNAP!!!


HA HA YEAH LOLZ!!!!


Well, yo momma so stupid she think the multiplication table is something you get at IKEA!


Yo momma so stupid, the cops told her to freeze so she got on a plane to Antarctica!!!


MON DIEU!!!!


Yo momma so cheap, the only reason she immigrated to France is cuz she heard it was a free country!


Whatev. Yo momma so cheap, for breakfast y'all had to eat Discount Chocula!!!!


ZUT ALORS!!!!!!!!!

YO MOMMA GIVE SO MANY BLOWJOBS, SHE SINGLEHANDEDLY GOT FRANCE OUT OF THE RECESSION!!!!

OH NO YOU DI'INT!!!